Discover unique handmade gifts and original art - crafted by talented UK artists and makers

Check our curated gift guides
Bunny Rabbit Poetry A Tiny Book of Bunny Poop Poems by Mr. Beau Brambles

Bunny Rabbit Poetry A Tiny Book of Bunny Poop Poems by Mr. Beau Brambles

×

Add to basket

Item details

Shipping & delivery

This item will be posted to you by Dandelion's Gallery within 3 days of receiving payment.

Shipping destination Cost Additional items
United Kingdom £0.60 £0.00
EU & Northern Ireland £2.00 £0.20
United States £2.00 £0.20
Rest of the World £2.00 £0.20

Thank you for visiting Dandelion's Gallery, the home of animal themed arts and crafts.

I specialise in custom painted pet signs and portraits, and also stock a large variety of pet themed decorative items.

Postage rates are now set at second class. Please contact me if you would like the postage upgraded to first class.

Thank you for looking.

Inspired by Mr. Beau Brambles.

You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.

Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.

Read the Folksy Returns Policy.

Full description

This tiny little poetry book has been written by one of my bunnies, Mr. Beau Brambles. He has printed it himself, and his photo adorns the cover.

Mr. Beau Brambles is following in the footsteps of Clover, who has already had many of his poems published. Beau, however, is a very different character to Clover.

There are seven poems in this little booklet.

Clover used to write about anything relating to bunnies and their characters. He sadly passed away in 2016, but I am still discovering poems that he had written and hidden away in different places.

Beau prefers to write about one topic only – poop!

As all rabbit slaves know, poop is a very important subject. We study the size, colour, quantity – and panic if none is forthcoming! Beau felt that his poems needed to be shared with a wider audience than just me, Nanny Pat and Aunty Treats, and has given me permission to compile his work into this booklet. He was rather hoping it would be a hardback volume with lots of fancy trimmings….sadly that beyond my budget, as any spare cash goes on hay, dried forage food, herbs etc. When I discussed this with him he agreed that his food was more important than having a posh hardback book.

Beau and I hope that you enjoy these poems. He’s not quite up to Poet Laureate standard yet, but I tell him he just needs to keep practising….

Designed by Sara L Thornton in East Dorset

Other shop items you might like:

More items from this category

  • Loved by 1 person