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Valentine funny handmade greeting card, "you are so much hotter than this" love

Valentine funny handmade greeting card, "you are so much hotter than this" love
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A funny handmade love, Valentines card. A very hot chili bottle with hand written "you are so much hotter than this". It also makes a prefect Anniversary card, Birthday card or just to show how much you love some one. Make someone laugh out loud with this humorous card, make sure you read the label on the top, hotter than Satan's balls!

Size: 5x5"
Card: Textured white coloured card
Greeting on front: you are so much hotter than this
Greeting inside: Blank

Comes complete with red envelope packaged in a protective Clear Cello sealed envelope.


Each image is created individually by cutting out each section of the picture in coloured paper from my originally designed template. I then glue the sections down layering each element to create the final piece. I then hand draw around the outline to enhance the look of the finished art work. The greeting is then hand written.

This gives each individual card a layered texture and the image stands out

Each of my cards are individually handmade and packaged by us in Great Britain, using highest quality materials and from local suppliers where possible.

Due to how I make my cards no two cards are identical. My cards are 100% handmade, not printed.


I would love to take the credit for this idea but a regular customer asked me to design it for her chili loving husband. I ended up loving the design so much it has become a part of my collection.

Shipping & delivery

This item will be posted to you by Samfire Handmade within 3 days of receiving payment.

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United Kingdom £1.00 £0.40

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USA and Canada £2.20 £0.80

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