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I've drunk myself sober bottle opener, Robert Rankin Keyring

I've drunk myself sober bottle opener, Robert Rankin Keyring
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This is an amusing 'I've drunk myself sober' bottle opener keyring. It is created by hand stamping onto high grade aluminium. A great gift for any Robert Rankin fan, or for those who like a drink now and again. Both a keyring and a bottle opener, very handy.

The aluminium bottle opener is just over 3 and a quarter inches (6.4 cm) long by 1 and a half inches (3.5 cm) at its widest point. It is approx. 3 mm thick. The keyring is 3.5 cm in diameter.

The bottle opener will be presented in an organza gift bag. The order is sent by Royal Mail First Class.

'I've drunk myself sober' is a quote from the novel 'Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse'. Jack states this after a night in Tinto's Bar.

Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse won the 2003 SFX Magazine award for the Best Novel. A serial killer is murdering nursery rhyme characters in Toy City, leaving chocolate bunnies as his calling sign. Detectives Eddie Bear and Jack are determined to solve this mystery.

To find out more about Robert Rankin and his novels

These items are not designed or created by Robert Rankin. He has only given permission to me to use quotes from his novels.

NB Free delivery in the UK.


I love Robert Rankin novels. When I read this quote, I thought it was ideal for a bottle opener.

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This item will be posted to you by Serendipity Finch Jewellery within 3 days of receiving payment.

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