The Nosuch Disco
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This item will be posted to you by The Nosuch Disco within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £1.00 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | £3.50 | £2.00 |
| United States | £4.00 | £2.50 |
| Rest of the World | £4.00 | £2.50 |
The Story of Fats:
Let me tell you the story of Fats! aka, The Fatsicle, aka Lord Fatsington, aka Fat Kitty... real name: Oscar!
Across the road from me lives the fattest cat I've ever seen! Initially I thought it was pregnant, but I soon learnt he was male and just a big un... Over the years he has popped over to my house for a snooze and a fuss! Even when he's happy and purring like a power drill he looks sad, it breaks my heart to look at him sometimes, especially on a cold day when he's sat outside... anyway I made a little sketch of him and thought it would suit nice for a Valentine's day card, it has since evolved into a phenomenon. You can see a picture of the real cat in the listing, he is not for sale as I do not own him and I think there are some laws against that... I've also pixilated my face as I look so rank, its for your own safety!
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Full description
Remember when Fat Kitty was just for Valentines? well now he is for Birthdays and other occasions... AND in doughnut form! This colourful card is Fat Kitty as a doughnut (or donut if you like to spell stuff wrong).
Although there are two cards in the main picture, this listing is for just one of them... you can either have a full Fat Kitty or one where a bite has been taken out of him... sinister, i know!
Please select which one you would like when making your purchase. You also get a badge that goes with which card you bought - if you want to mix it up and have a 'Bitten' card with a 'full' badge or vice versa thats cool, just let me know :)
Technical Stuff:
The card measures at 4.13" x 5.82" 105mm x 148mm when closed. card paperstock is a thick 350gsm, FSC credited paper stock. With a light satin coating on the outside, the inside is left uncoated and blank, making it easier for you to write your own message.
The badge measure 2.5cm in diameter, it has a pin back and are therefore not suitable for small children.
Designed by The Nosuch Disco in Stoke-on-Trent
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