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This item will be posted to you by WestcountryDesign within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom incl. Northern Ireland | £3.50 | £0.50 |
| European Union | £12.00 | |
| United States | £15.00 | |
| Rest of the World | £14.00 |
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Full description
At Westcountry Design, we pride ourselves on the quality of our products - each one is carefully made in our own studios right here in West Cornwall. We're equally proud of our superb customer service and attention to detail, ensuring that every mug we send brings a smile (or a snort of laughter) to your day.
If you're not a people person, or you're just not in a peopley mood, this antisocial, sweary novelty mug is the perfect way to let everyone know - politely, but firmly - to back off. With the cheeky phrase "Row Row Row Your Boat... Gently The Fuck Away From Me", this rude but hilarious coffee mug is ideal for anyone who needs their personal space or simply values peace and quiet.
Perfect as a funny office mug, a rude workplace gift, or a mental health self-care mug for those days when social interaction feels like too much. This is humour with a hint of truth - and a dash of attitude.
Whether you're buying it for yourself or as a gift for a friend, coworker, or family member, this sweary coffee mug makes a brilliant Secret Santa, birthday, or just-because present. It's a daily reminder to protect your energy, stay authentic, and laugh through the chaos.
MUG DETAILS
Size: 11oz ceramic mug featuring the full-colour printed design shown
Packaging: Securely packed in a custom protective box to ensure it arrives safely
Printing: Professionally printed on both sides with vibrant, long-lasting colours
Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience and durability
Finish: Crisp, glossy surface with bold text and sharp detail
PLEASE NOTE:
Colours may appear slightly different in person compared to on your screen. Variations in monitor or phone display settings can affect how colours are shown, so please keep this in mind when viewing your design.
PERFECT FOR:
Funny antisocial mug lovers
Rude and sweary humour fans
Introverts and "peopley" day haters
Funny coworker gifts
Mental health awareness
Designed by Paul Howarth in Cornwall
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