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This item will be posted to you by Anon 313032 within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £3.00 | £3.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
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Full description
Meet the “Today’s Pain Is” spinning wheel – the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud novelty gift for anyone who wakes up sore in a brand-new place every single day. If you know a hypochondriac, chronic complainer, office joker, or self-aware pain enthusiast… congratulations; you’ve just found their new favourite obsession.
Crafted from laser-cut plywood, this funny spinning wheel desk toy features a bold red plywood foreground with a crisp white plywood background, giving it a clean, modern, eye-catching look that pops on desks, shelves, workshops, and home offices.
Simply give it a spin and let fate decide what today’s pain is:
My Face
My Neck
My Knees
My Legs
My Back
My Arse
My Feet
My Head
Because why guess when a wheel can diagnose you instead?
Why Everyone Loves It
Hilarious gag gift with genuine daily-use comedy value
Perfect for hypochondriacs, middle-aged legends, office workers, gym warriors, and grumpy heroes
A viral-style conversation starter and instant mood-lifter
Handmade feel with premium laser-cut plywood
Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, retirement gifts, and office gifts
Product Details
Height: 180 mm
Width: 170 mm
Depth: 110 mm
Material: Plywood (Red foreground, White background)
Design: Freestanding spinning wheel with smooth rotation
Whether it’s for a mate who’s always injured or a co-worker who groans before standing up, Today’s Pain Is Spinning Wheel delivers.
Designed by Anon 313032 in Leeds
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