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“Coffee First, People Later” – Funny Antisocial Mug by Westcountry Design
Westcountry Design pride themselves on the quality of their items, all made in our own studios in West Cornwall — and on our superb customer service.
Are you the kind of person who needs a bucket of coffee before you can be remotely friendly or sociable? Then this mug was made for you. Whether you’re a self-confessed grump before caffeine, an antisocial office warrior, or someone who uses coffee as a survival tool, this funny novelty mug sums it up perfectly.
With its cheeky, relatable message, it’s the perfect way to warn people to stay away until you’ve had your morning fix! Great for home, work, or gifting, it’s ideal for anyone who needs that caffeine kick to function like a human being.
Perfect For:
Coffee lovers who can’t start the day without caffeine
Grumpy mornings and antisocial souls
Funny novelty gifts for friends or colleagues
Rude but relatable workplace mugs
Secret Santa, birthdays, Christmas, or “just because” gifts
Anyone who needs coffee to survive meetings, mornings, or Mondays
Features:
11oz high-quality ceramic coffee mug
Professionally printed on both sides with a vibrant, durable design
Microwave and dishwasher safe – made for everyday use
Smooth, glossy finish and comfortable handle
Securely packaged in a custom protective box to ensure safe delivery
Designed by Paul Howarth in Cornwall
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