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This item will be posted to you by Hand Delivered within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £1.00 | |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
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Full description
A playful, vintage style birthday card that blends retro charm with a cheeky sense of humour. The caption delivers the punchline with perfect sass: “If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him… is he still wrong?” Ideal for friends who love witty banter, nostalgic aesthetics, and a good giggle on their birthday. A fun, feel good card that stands out on any mantelpiece and makes the perfect choice for someone with a sharp sense of humour.
Card size; 6x6
Card is supplied with an envelope. The inside of the card is blank for you to add your own message.
Postage is based on 2nd class.
Designed by Zoe
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