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so.

the buffalo.

buffalo guts lead to pagodas. fact.

perhaps the kids are driving you INSANE!

perhaps your job has you so stressed you cant THINK!

youve made a right little mess of life so far aint ya?

well, i have just the thing. this pagoda is where you can find yourself again, be the person you always thought you could be,wanted to be, hoped to be!

maybe you just want to sit on your backside and do nothing for as long as you please. well this is it folks, this pagoda. a place to breathe, to think, to evolve. well this is just a picture of it of course, but its a symbol. yeh. a symbol of what you want. something to work towards. lets call it a plan. lets call it plan A. i am writing that down. p-lann....A.

well this is the first step folks, this is part 1 of realising PLAN A. little steps people. buy this picture, this symbol, this collage of hope and the rest will fall into place. this my friends is the first stepping stone towards a life goal. cheap at 62$. hell i should be charging 300$. but there it is. plain as the nose on your face. SIXTAY DOOZER YAHOL!

hell, if you dont think your life is worth sixty two dollars plus 12 postage, well, theres nothing i can do for you my friend because you need more help than me or any of the other schmucks at the house of navarone can do for you on this fine day. we are stumped. you need more than that peaceful green pagoda. you need help.

i tell you what, go away and think about it. but be careful, there are plenty of people who would KILL for just two weeks in that pagoda AND I HAVENT EVEN BEGUN TO DESCRIBE WHATS INSIDE THE PAGODA! but you go think about it.

or do you want to buy right now? hmmm?

this is one of a series of box frames i have made about whats inside animals(about 30 in total).

the box frame measures 256 x 256 x 45mm. so fairly close to the size of a piece of a4 paper (300x200mm). i took a photograph with admiral ackbar standing in front for scale. thats a small model of admiral ackbar and not the real 6ft tall admiral ackbar obviously. i made the illustration of the buffalo on the front with the text. it is adhered directly to the glass. the illustration on the inside is not mine, its vintage and is ripped directly from an old 1970s childrens book - oh my!! - and is stuck down with coloured plumbers tape. hey dont sneer, that guy that won the turner prize uses horse dung! plumbers tape is like gold compared to that. i coulda stuck it down with dung you know.