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This item is made-to-order and will be posted to you by Half a Dozen Designs within 5 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £1.55 | |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
- Not intended for children under 3 due to small parts - Keep away from open flames and high heat sources - Use caution when applying with an iron—hot surfaces can cause burns - Ensure patch is fully cooled before handling - Adult supervision recommended when attaching to clothing or bags - Do not ingest (even if it does look mighty cute)
This is a custom-made item and cannot be returned unless faulty.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Declare your priorities loud and proud with this cheeky embroidered patch that says what we’re all thinking: fries first, feelings later. Shaped like a classic red chip box bursting with golden fries, this patch is stitched with sass and snack-loving spirit. The bold white lettering makes it clear—romance can wait, but crispy carbs? Never.
Perfect for denim jackets, backpacks, aprons, or anywhere you want to sprinkle a little salty humour. Whether you're a foodie, a feminist, or just fiercely fabulous, this patch is your crispy little manifesto.
- Handmade embroidered patch
- Approx. 3" tall
- Iron-on backing (but stitching it down adds extra bite)
- Designed for snack queens and sass machines
Add it to your cart and let the world know: you’re here for the fries, not the drama.
Designed by Katy in lincolnshire
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