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I used to take cookery classes and I had a selection of cookery tools in a special drawer in the kitchen, my wife opened it up - held one of the tools and said to me "What's this thing with holes and two handles?" I said "I'm going to write a poem about that!" which I did, it's in here, the poem is about a garlic press! Before I wrote the poem for this book I siad to myself, I enjoy writing poems, what can I write about that is different to what anyone else has written about? I said YES! I KNOW - HOUSEHOLED OBJECTS - and here they are for your pleasure!
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This A5 softbacked, SIGNED poetry book by Jeffrey Drayton, Britain’s Got Talent 2015 semifinalist is a unique collectible and a perfect gift for a, ages. Ideal for travelling, bedtime reading, or sharing with family and friends.
Inside you’ll find:
Over 40 original poems full of charm, humour, and imagination
Household objects brought vividly to life vacuum cleaners, chairs, doors, picture frames, kettles, lightbulbs and more
Beautiful graphics that make every poem feel like a tiny adventure
5 QR codes linking to Jeffrey’s Britain’s Got Talent performances for extra entertainment
A book that sparks imagination
These poems transform everyday household objects into lively characters, making them delightful for children and adults alike.
Readers can imagine…
A vacuum cleaner having a chat
Kitchen white goods gossiping
A picture frame complaining
A day in the life of a lightbulb
A kettle getting hot and bothered
Father Christmas navigating with Sat Nav
A visit to the dentist
And even… ironing your socks and pyjamas!
A heart warming gift idea
One recent buyer loved this book so much she’s having 14 family members each read a poem aloud on Christmas Day a wonderful example of how this book brings people together.Perfect as a:
Stocking filler
Secret Santa gift
Birthday treat
Anniversary surprise
Travel companion
Any occasion pick me up
Compact & convenient
Its A5 size slips easily into a pocket or bag perfectly.
Designed by Jeffrey Drayton in Surrey
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