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This item will be posted to you by Inky Cat Printshop within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom incl. Northern Ireland | £0.00 | £0.00 |
| European Union | £3.00 | £1.00 |
| United States | £3.00 | £1.00 |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
Safety information
Note: Due to the hand-applied diamantes, each card is unique and may have slight variations in sparkle placement. This is not a toy; sparkles may come off if not handled properly, so please do not give it to young children
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
This funny quote imagines a much smoother, better-fed, and definitely cleaner Nativity scene.
This card is perfect for sending a laugh to your mother, sister, best friend, co-worker, or any efficient woman who keeps Christmas (or the world) running!
Quote on Card:
"Three Wise Women would have: Asked for directions, Arrived on time, Helped deliver the baby, Bought practical gifts, Cleaned the stable and Made a lasagne!"
Key Details:
Hand finished with a sprinkle of diamante
Quote printed on card and mounted on sticky pads for a raised finish
Quality: Printed on premium, thick card stock (e.g., 300gsm).
Size: Square card size 14cm approx.
Inside: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Envelope: comes with a white envelope.
Perfect For:
Funny mum or sister cards
Secret Santa gifts for the office planner
Anyone who loves feminist humour and sarcasm
Sending a smile to the most organised woman you know!
Materials:
300gsm Card Stock
High-Quality Ink
Diamante sprinkles
Note: Due to the hand-applied diamantes, each card is unique and may have slight variations in sparkle placement. This is not a toy; sparkles may come off if not handled properly, so please do not give it to young children
Designed by Joanne Horne in Ulverston
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