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| United Kingdom | £2.50 | £0.75 |
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Morwenna also does book repairs - so if you have a beloved book that has been read to the point that it's falling apart drop her a line and she may be able to keep help.
I love crocheting, I kill plants - so I started making unkillable crochet plants... although my beagle has since proven that they're not indisctructable! But they don't need watering or feeding and barring acts of dog they really are unkillable!
One of my first designs was christened a 'Cock-tus' by my then 15 year old. That first one was an accident but it proved so popular that I decided to embrace the smutty side of life...
Keep it for yourself of gift it to that person that just needs to have one in their life. Remember, they're only as smutty as your mind is!
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Made from cotton yarn and stuffed with toy filling.
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This selection of unkillable cacti are completely innocent... to the innocent minded... but to the rest of us they're a bit naughty/funny/risque... But who doesn't love to gift their in-laws/boss/frenimy with a lovely cock-tus?
Designed by Morwenna and Jen in Surrey
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