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This item will be posted to you by Fandom Cross Stitchery within 3 days of receiving payment.
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"Behold the field in which I grow my f-cks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren"
Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry, this pattern features medieval figures, a topsy-turvy house, and a barren field, devoid of all f-cks.
Pattern is delivered in PDF format via email within 1-3 working day of purchase. No physical item is sent.
Size: 116 x 196 stitches (8.3” x 14” on 14 count Aida)
Thread Colours: 13
Difficulty: Intermediate / Confident beginner
Stitches used: full crosses, backstitching, French knots (can be omitted / substituted)
You will receive five (5) PDF files, including a download link to nine (9) additional files!
- US Letter-sized pattern on 1 page
- A4-sized pattern on 1 page
- US Letter-sized pattern on 1 page (Old English Version)
- Alternate female figure plus skin / hair colour variations
- Comprehensive 'how to cross stitch' instructions (including every stitch you'll need) & instructions on how to download the additional files.
Each file features the pattern as black symbols, colour symbols, and black symbols on colour squares (see sample).
You will need:
- Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
- Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
- Embroidery / Tapestry needle (blunt-ended)
- Scissors / thread snips
All patterns are designed and created by Helen of Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not copy, resell, or otherwise redistribute.
Designed by Helen
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