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Full description
"Behold the field in which I grow my f-cks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren"
Inspired by the Bayeux Tapestry and the meme, this cross stitch pattern features medieval figures, a topsy-turvy house, and a barren field, devoid of all f-cks. The font is a recreation of the original tapestry-look writing, and the whole pattern is enclosed within a maroon border.
Please note, this is a listing for PDF patterns, NOT a finished item. You will receive an email containing your files within 24hrs of purchase, nothing will be posted to you.
You will receive:
- 'How to Cross Stitch' guide which teaches you all the stitches you'll need to know
- Colour pattern (A4)
- Colour pattern (US Letter)
- Black & white pattern (A4)
- Black & white pattern (US Letter)
- Colour pattern featuring only backstitching (A4)
Stitch types required:
- Full crosses
- Backstitching
- French knots (can be substituted with beads or omitted entirely if preferred)
Size: 196 x 116 stitches.
14 count Aida: 14" x 8.3"
You will need:
- Fabric (we recommend 14 count Aida cloth)
- Embroidery thread / floss (pattern lists DMC brand colour codes but you can use any type)
- Embroidery needle
- Scissors / thread snippers
All patterns are designed and created by Helen Coulson ©Fandom Cross Stitchery; please do not redistribute or sell.
Designed by Helen
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