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reindeers lead to betty drapers kitchen. fact.

lovely sexy betty draper. isnt it lovely how betty draper absolutely despises her own kids?. shes a real cold fish to those little blighters. but it seems for once shes put the cigarette down and is in the kitchen attempting to make brownies. perhaps shes bored because don is working late again. perhaps shes entertaining some high up political figure tomorrow. those brownies will probably turn out like rock cakes with fag ash on. but still. shes trying.

maybe you could help her. you see if you are unlucky enough to be eaten by a reindeer then you will find yourself in bettys kitchen. you see all animals lead somewhere or contain something.

do you see what i am teaching here? this is revolutionary. you would be better keeping your kid home from school one day a week and just sitting him in front of this picture. he will get more from that than he will listening to some biology teacher drone on about where he thinks your kidneys are. these biology teachers are mostly gym teachers who went on a 'weekend course' or are reading from the 'text book' pish posh. i did all my learning out there. <im>. in the real world. forget your 'text books', this is learning people. all packaged up at the snippet of a price of 40£. try sending him to college for that price. you're in for a shock.

so.

the reindeer.

this is one of a series of box frames i have made about whats inside animals(about 30 in total).

the box frame measures 256 x 256 x 45mm. so fairly close to the size of a piece of a4 paper (300x200mm). i took a photograph with admiral ackbar standing in front for scale. he is the unit of measurement we use at the 'shop of navarone'. i made the illustration of the reindeer on the front with the text. it is adhered directly to the glass. the illustration on the inside is not mine, its vintage and is ripped directly from an old 1970s childrens book - oh my!! - and is stuck down with coloured plumbers tape.

perhaps you could keep it on a shelf above your newborn so as to instill a fearless outlook in the nipper. perhaps you could keep it by your armchair and when your youngest comes home in a terror you can klunk him round the earhole with it, and warn him sternly of the dangers of cowardice in the face of clear science, which is what this is, i assure you.

reindeers lead to betty drapers kitchen. fact.