We all know that parenting can test the patience of a saint, and sometimes we need all the help we can get. This hilarious survival kit applies to anyone with off-spring, regardless of their ages, and has everything you need to get you through tricky times.
Cloth: To help clean up the little messes
Pin: To hold it all together
Shot glass: A reminder that you call the shots
Earplugs: For when you can’t hear yourself think
Matchsticks: To prop open those eyelids
Hands: Because you’ll need an extra pair
Starburst: For when you a burst of energy
Face mask: For when you need revitalising
Loveheart: Because it’s a labour of love
Smiley face: Reminder to take a deep
breath and smile
Stock Cube: You now know why some animals
eat their young!
Glitter: For days when you’ve lost your sparkle
Rubber band: A reminder to be flexible, even
when you are stretched
Googly eyes: An extra pair for the back of your head
String: For when you’re at the end of your tether
Plaster & tissue: For all the blood, sweat & tears
Marble: For when you feel you’re losing yours
Advisory Chart: So everyone knows where they stand
Candle: Because there’s light at the end of the tunnel!
The kit comes in an attractive gift bag measuring 16cm x 11cm
As a mother of a 2 I spend my days chasing little people around and trying to avert disaster. This is my ultimate survival kit - the only things missing are a soundproof cage and valium!!!!
Shipping & delivery
This item will be posted to you by MuNGBEANS within 3 days of receiving payment.
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