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This item will be posted to you by Champignons within 5 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £2.00 | £0.50 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | £4.00 | £0.50 |
| United States | £5.00 | £0.50 |
| Rest of the World | £5.00 | £2.00 |
Process: Front cover features a motivational screenprint of a brain and the inspiring text 'plans for global domination'. You can't help but usurp your competitors with that sort of imagery. After all, many have tried to rip off my moleskine designs; I simply point my laser at a giant mirror orbiting the Earth and fry their sorry asses.
If you have a friend and don't know what to buy them as a present, they need this. I've heard tell this notebook is the perfect gift for men, but let's not be sexist, women have their place in the business of super villaining. Stop buying them bath bombs and fluffy pink things and encourage evil machinations. Let's not complicate life with trivial divisions of 'male' and 'female' when the only separation we need is between good and evil.
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MMMmmmmmm brains! This large or extra large moleskine is printed with a delicious brain blue-black. You can't x-ray a brain, so it's best you use this to note down your thoughts for a snapshot of what's on your mind.
Also good for those starting out on a new business venture, and zombies will be delighted by the delicious looking brains (if you happen to know a zombie with a birthday coming up). Don't forget to see my other notebooks, like the smaller global domination notebooks for conquering the world when your are on the move.
Size: Hand screen printed by me on a Kraft Moleskine with plain pages on the inside with all the standard moleskine stuff:
19x25cm (7.5x9.8 inches), 120 ruled acid free cream pages
the last 16 sheets are detachable, and a pocket in the back.
Materials: Printed with acrylic waterproof inks so your moleskine won't smudge should your nemesis throw you in a tank of sharks. I can't guarantee it's longevity in vats of acid so try to avoid those.
Important stuff: My notebooks are hand stamped and thus might differ from the photos and contain little quirks than make each and everyone unique. It's a moleskine brand notebook. Some people spell it moleskin.
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Don't hesitate to contact me with any questions.
Designed by Deborah Champion in Southampton
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