Rude Personalised Coffeespoon, Handstamped Vintage Naughty Spoon for Grownups

A very small but very rude custom hand stamped vintage silver plated coffee spoon (approx. 4” to 4 1/2" or 10-11cm), made to order and personalisable with up to 40 letters of your choice. Please click the big orange 'choose options' button and state your chosen wording in the personalisation box (please don't use asterisks unless you want actual asterisks). Your message can be as rude and sweary as you like, but please no racism or hate speech. Lettering will be 1.5mm (1/16") BLOCK CAPITALS - I don't have lower case in this size. Although I do have even smaller block capitals that might do the job if you need your rude message to be less shouty. These make fabulous small gifts for people with a rude sense of humour... they are absolutely ideal for the office secret santa provided you are absolutely CERTAIN the recipient won't know it was you... slip one into the sugar bowl when someone you detest calls round for coffee... Spoons may vary in design from the one shown in the photographs and please note I use VINTAGE (or possibly antique) spoons so they may show signs of wear and ageing. If you have a strong preference for floral or plain styles please say so when ordering! If you order more than one please let me know if you’d like them to be matching - I will do my best but please note an exact match isn’t always possible. The lettering will be coloured black with a non-toxic and water based acrylic ink. Not dishwasher proof, so please wash carefully by hand.