We Four Kings, apostle coffeespoons, handstamped, funny, small, mismatched set
£14.40
£18.00Save 20%£3.15 UK delivery. Dispatched within 3 days.
By Lynn Davy
£14.40
£18.00Save 20%£3.15 UK delivery. Dispatched within 3 days.
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About this item
We four kings of orient are We met the fourth guy in a bar He's got gin, he fits right in In fact he's a total star Mismatched set of small coffee spoons with apostle handles. There were originally three, playing the parts of the three kings in the Christmas story, very soberly and sensibly delivering their traditional Christmas gifts... but then this fourth guy turned up and demanded to come along and bring gin, on the grounds that gold prices have gone through the roof, frankincense trees are in decline, and myrrh is hard to spell and nobody knows what it is anyway. So now we have four kings and whether or not they are still following the star depends on how much of the gin they've drunk on the way. (Yes I do love giving these apostles daft things to say and no I do not use AI to write my descriptions.) They are 11.5 cm long by the way and would prefer to be hand washed and not chucked in the dishwasher.
About this item
We four kings of orient are
We met the fourth guy in a bar
He's got gin, he fits right in
In fact he's a total star
Mismatched set of small coffee spoons with apostle handles. There were originally three, playing the parts of the three kings in the Christmas story, very soberly and sensibly delivering their traditional Christmas gifts... but then this fourth guy turned up and demanded to come along and bring gin, on the grounds that gold prices have gone through the roof, frankincense trees are in decline, and myrrh is hard to spell and nobody knows what it is anyway. So now we have four kings and whether or not they are still following the star depends on how much of the gin they've drunk on the way.
(Yes I do love giving these apostles daft things to say and no I do not use AI to write my descriptions.)
They are 11.5 cm long by the way and would prefer to be hand washed and not chucked in the dishwasher.
Hand stamped spoons make perfect gifts. Ask me about personalisation to make them extra special!
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What buyers say about Looney Spoons
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Love the spoons!
My second time of buying from Lynn. Fabulous spoons and windchime and speedy delivery with a lovely handwritten note. Would certainly recommend!
Wonderfully quirky and brilliantly executed! Love them
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