Rusty Pencil

Rusty Pencil

“Funny and rude, and sometimes nice cards for your funny and rude, and nice folks.”

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  • Funny 50th birthday card - 50 and still not dead. Deaf, but not dead.

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  • Funny 60th card - 60 and still not dead Deaf, but not dead.

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  • Funny 70th card - 70 and still not dead. Deaf, but not dead.

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  • Funny 80th birthday card - 50 and still not dead. Deaf, but not dead.

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  • Get well soon card - Will it hurt if I poke it?

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  • Funny birthday card - Orchidding me!

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  • Funny birthday card - I carrot believe it!

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  • Funny retirement card - Peas and quiet.

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  • Funny 50th birthday card - Well Don!

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  • Funny Monty Don 60th card - Well Don! You've reached 60!

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  • Funny Monty Don 70th card - Well Don! You've reached 70!

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About Rusty Pencil

Rusty Pencil

Creating original and unique funny and rude, and sometimes nice, greeting cards.

I'm Patrick and I'm an old school advertising writer by trade. I used to come up with ideas on a daily basis for all sorts of advertising - TV, radio, posters, press, direct mail.

Now I use these old skills to come up with greeting card ideas to make people laugh or maybe giggle a little. I write the lines, and draw and design the artwork myself.

I get my ideas from all sorts of places: humorous books, TV comedies, funny stuff on the internet, and people wondering aimlessly looking for their avocados in Sainsbury's. Ordinary people are the funniest things.

You won't find many of my designs in the high street as they're highly original and unique. Some cards are funny, some are sarcastic, some are rude, and some are even nice. How lovely!