do not be scared - brown bear -
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By paul revie
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so. the brown bear. it just so happens that all bear guts lead to switzerland. and there you thought being eaten by a bear meant instant death. it's important to realise that sometimes things aren't as bad as they seem... this is one of a series of box frames i have made about whats inside animals(about 30 in total). the box frame measures 256 x 256 x 45mm.. i made the illustration of the bear on the front with the text. it is adhered directly to the glass. the illustration on the inside is not mine, its vintage and is ripped directly from an old 1970s childrens book - oh my!! - perhaps you could keep it on a shelf above your newborn so as to instill a fearless outlook in the nipper. perhaps youre a teacher and could keep it in your school classroom in the event of rabid bears sparking mob panic in the playground. perhaps you could keep it by your armchair and when your youngest comes home in a terror you can klunk him round the earhole with it, and warn him sternly of the dangers of cowardice in the face of clear science, which is what this is, i assure you. bear guts lead to switzerland. fact.
About this item
so.
the brown bear.
it just so happens that all bear guts lead to switzerland. and there you thought being eaten by a bear meant instant death. it's important to realise that sometimes things aren't as bad as they seem...
this is one of a series of box frames i have made about whats inside animals(about 30 in total).
the box frame measures 256 x 256 x 45mm.. i made the illustration of the bear on the front with the text. it is adhered directly to the glass. the illustration on the inside is not mine, its vintage and is ripped directly from an old 1970s childrens book - oh my!! -
perhaps you could keep it on a shelf above your newborn so as to instill a fearless outlook in the nipper. perhaps youre a teacher and could keep it in your school classroom in the event of rabid bears sparking mob panic in the playground. perhaps you could keep it by your armchair and when your youngest comes home in a terror you can klunk him round the earhole with it, and warn him sternly of the dangers of cowardice in the face of clear science, which is what this is, i assure you.
bear guts lead to switzerland. fact.
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switzerland! perhaps you've made a sticky little mess of everything? perhaps you look around you, and you don't like what you see? perhaps you're going nowhere in your job? perhaps you've just murdered your neighbour? it seems that at every fork in the road, somehow you chose the wrong path. if only you could wipe the slate clean. if only there was some way to do it all differently, to make the right choices, to leave all that hassle behind you... ladies and gentlemen, there is a way! switzerland! did you know that a greater proportion of the james bond baddies holiday and keep a second home in switzerland? it's because they can relax there, unwind, safe in the knowledge that the swiss really don't give a damn. you see they're not a confrontational people. live and let live and all that. and the weather is fantastic. it is the perfect place to escape...to disappear...to start afresh.
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Absolutely superb. My cards arrived really quickly, really well packaged and they're just fantastic. Really looking forward to framing them and hanging them on the wall. Totally recommended, thank you!