Funny Valentine’s Day Card – Single and Thriving Starfish Across the Bed
£2.70
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£2.70
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About this item
Because Valentine’s Day isn’t just for couples — it’s also for anyone living their best single life… sprawled across the entire bed like royalty. This funny Valentine’s Day card is perfect for celebrating independence, confidence, and thriving solo energy. Featuring a cute starfish illustration and playful, empowering text, it’s ideal for friends who are happily single, newly independent, or simply enjoying having the whole bed to themselves. A brilliant alternative to traditional romantic Valentine’s cards — funny, supportive, and full of self-love vibes. Perfect for: A single friend A Galentine’s Day card Someone newly divorced or freshly free Anyone thriving on their own terms Blank inside so you can add your own message Sizes: A6: Approx. 105 x 148 mm (4.1 x 5.8 inches) A5: Approx. 148 x 210 mm (5.8 x 8.3 inches) Card: Textured white coloured card Greeting on front: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO THE SINGLE AND THRIVING LIE ACROSS THE BED LIKE THE MAJESTIC STARFISH YOU ARE! Greeting inside: Blank Comes complete with red envelope packaged in a protective Clear Cello sealed envelope Your card is hand designed on a drawing tablet and then printed on high quality hammered card, it is 255 GSM
About this item
Because Valentine’s Day isn’t just for couples — it’s also for anyone living their best single life… sprawled across the entire bed like royalty.
This funny Valentine’s Day card is perfect for celebrating independence, confidence, and thriving solo energy. Featuring a cute starfish illustration and playful, empowering text, it’s ideal for friends who are happily single, newly independent, or simply enjoying having the whole bed to themselves.
A brilliant alternative to traditional romantic Valentine’s cards — funny, supportive, and full of self-love vibes.
Perfect for:
A single friend
A Galentine’s Day card
Someone newly divorced or freshly free
Anyone thriving on their own terms
Blank inside so you can add your own message
Sizes:
A6: Approx. 105 x 148 mm (4.1 x 5.8 inches)
A5: Approx. 148 x 210 mm (5.8 x 8.3 inches)
Card: Textured white coloured card
Greeting on front: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO THE SINGLE AND THRIVING LIE ACROSS THE BED LIKE THE MAJESTIC STARFISH YOU ARE!
Greeting inside: Blank
Comes complete with red envelope packaged in a protective Clear Cello sealed envelope
Your card is hand designed on a drawing tablet and then printed on high quality hammered card, it is 255 GSM
Shipping & delivery
This item will be posted to you by Samfire Handmade within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Great product exactly as photo, received nice and quick too, very happy with my purchase.
Beautiful card arrived well packed and delivery was quickly
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