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Buying from me

I've been doodling little phrases for a while now and have decided to try and sell a few of my prettily offensive and "a wee bit mean" cards for all occasions that encompass the sarcastic and self-deprecating humour of Norn Iron.

I'm constantly coming up with an improving my ideas, so watch this space for more info!

Returns Policy

You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

Please note: Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken.

Read the Folksy Returns Policy.