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“Greeting cards by potty mouth people who love design”

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Buy 1 get 1 free on all cards until May 30th 2017. One of our best sellers will be added to your order.

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About cardshit

cardshit

Greeting cards made by potty mouth people who love design.

Here at cardshit.com (pronounced cards hit of course) we're on a mission to combine our great passion for design with our inability to stop swearing and our love of greeting cards.

What better way to do that than to create a range of hand made greetings cards that say exactly what you're thinking.

Soppy cards are the worst, aren’t they? There’s nothing more depressing than opening a card on your birthday and seeing the words “special friend”, “wonderful person” or “thinking of you”. Except maybe, if that card doesn't have a tenner stuffed inside it.

Unless it’s for your granny, birthday cards should be honest, funny and pretty damn offensive. Only true buddies would have the balls to send you a birthday card that reads, “Happy Birthday Bell End”, “Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes” , “Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps”, or "Happy Birthday Cunt Head" wouldn’t they?

People have been using insults as terms of endearment since Shakespeares time, though we doubt Mr Shakespeare called it, "#bants"

When you truly feel at one with someone, you get the privilege of being able to say whatever the heck you want to them in a birthday card, without the danger of them taking offense and running off to their mums, or worse, HR.

If you can be rude to someone and they can take it, then they’ve earned your respect and your friendship grows as equals. If not, then they’re obviously way too uptight and are probably not deserving of your very special friendship.

So send a few birthday cards from cardshit.com, if you get slapped a few times then maybe don't send any more.

But if your friend's LOL'ing or ROFL'ing away because they think their greeting card is a hit then you need never visit another greetings card site again.

So don't just give a card, show you give a shit.

Have fun,

Mr. cardshit