TurquoiseChicken

“Weird animals. Bright colours. Big joy.”

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  • Funny Crow Christmas Card - Snowy Holiday Greeting for Weird Friends

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  • Crow Christmas Card - Funny Holiday Greeting for Bird Lover Friend

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  • Funny Cat Christmas Card - Meowy Christmas - Fur Baby Pet Holiday Greeting

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  • Pig Christmas Card - Funny Farm Animal Holiday Greeting for Friend

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  • Mouse Xmas Card - Funny Animal Holiday Greeting - Not a Creature Was Stirring

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  • Funny Sheep Xmas Card - Animal Holiday Pun Greeting - Merry Christmas Ewe Filthy

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  • Tasmanian Devil Christmas Card - Unhinged, Feral, Christmas Ready

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  • Funny Sheep Christmas Card - Farm Animal Holiday Humour Greeting - Baa Humbug

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  • Funny Mule Christmas Card - Cheeky Animal Holiday Card - Mule-tide Greetings

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  • Otter Xmas Card - Have An Otterly Magical Christmas Animal Holiday Greeting

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  • Funny Cat Holiday Card - Festive Greetings for Cat Owner - Meowy Christmas

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  • Funny Numbat Christmas Card - Cheeky Animal Xmas Card for Friend

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  • Funny Sheep Christmas Card - Animal Pun Festive Greeting - Fleece Navidad

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  • Christmas Pudding Christmas Card - Happy Crimbo Puddin Funny Xmas Card

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  • Pack of 4 Funny Animal Christmas Cards - Numbat Otter Cat Tasmanian Devil Bundle

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  • Cat and Mouse Christmas Card - I Brought You A Gift - Funny Pet Christmas Card

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  • Gingerbread Man Christmas Card - Oh Crumbs It's Christmas

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  • Garlic Valentines Card - Can't Wait to Take Your Cloves Off Funny Food Love Card

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  • Bat Valentines Card - You're Just My Blood Type - Funny Gothic Love Card

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  • Pack of 4 Funny Animal Birthday Cards - Numbat Hyena Cat Tasmanian Devil Bundle

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  • Ice Cream Birthday Card - Funny Age Humour Card - Birthday Meltdown in Progress

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  • Hyena Birthday Card - Here for Cackles and Cake - Funny Animal Card

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  • Lovebug Valentines Card - Cute Ladybird Card - Anniversary Card

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  • Nurse Bunny Get Well Card - Some-Bunny's Feeling Poorly - Rabbit Recovery Card

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  • Puma Congratulations Card - You Did the Thing - New Job, Exam Results

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  • Cupcake Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Cupcake - Funny Card for Cake Lovers

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  • Lemon Valentines Card - You're Simply the Zest - Funny Love or Anniversary Card

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  • Tasmanian Devil Birthday Card - Feral & Unhinged Funny Card for Animal Lovers

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  • Chilli Valentines Card - Netflix & Chilli - Funny Love or Anniversary Card

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  • Mouse Birthday Card - Birthday Bangers Incoming - Funny Karaoke Greeting

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  • Fish Valentines Card - You're the Best Catch - Funny Anniversary or Love Card

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  • Cat Birthday Card - Mischievous Feline Funny Card for Cat Lovers

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  • Teacher Appreciation Card with Guinea Pig - End of Term School Gift

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  • Pickleball Panther Retirement Card for Players - Funny Sports Card

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  • Otter Congratulations Card - You Otter Star - New Job, Exam Results, Celebration

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  • Pickleball Panther Encouragement Card - Thinking of You or Good Luck Card

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  • Bush Baby Valentine's Card - I'm Bananas About You - Romantic Galago Love Card

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  • Bush Baby Love Card - Galago With Banana Partner Card For Valentines Anniversary

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  • Tasmanian Devil Thank You Card - Fang You Beary Much - Funny animal appreciation

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  • Wolf Chef Valentine's Card - You're the Only Snack I'm Eating Today

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  • Funny Burger Congratulations Card - You're On A Roll - New Job, Exams

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  • Funny Tiger Birthday Card for Teenager - Humour Animal Card for Teen Daughter

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  • Funny Numbat Birthday Card for Friend - Australian Animal Greeting Art Print

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  • Funny Numbat Father's Day Card for Dad - Australian Wildlife

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  • Funny Donkey Birthday Card - Friend Animal Pun Card - Have a Kick-Ass Birthday

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  • Bilby Greeting Card - G'day! Blank Card - Cute Australian Animal Card

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  • Ringtail Cat Blank Greeting Card - Hi There Card for Friend - Australian Animal

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  • Weasel Thinking Of You Card - Emotional Support Greeting for Friend

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  • Margay Thinking Of You Card - Hand-Carved Wooden Animal Character Art Print

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  • Pack of 4 Blank Animal Greeting Card Set - Margay Bilby Weasel & Ringtail Cat

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  • Funny Passed Driving Test Card - Bagsy Front Seat - Puma Congratulations Card

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  • Funny Exam Results Card - Puma Congratulations Card - You Nailed It - Well Done

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  • Hedgehog Card - Autumn Thinking of You Friend Greeting - Woodland Animal Hug

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  • Rabbit Humour Sorry Card - Animal Forgiveness - Oops Bunny Apology Greeting

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  • Pig Birthday Card - Funny Farm Animal Greeting for Friend - Snoutstanding

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About TurquoiseChicken

TurquoiseChicken

Quirky greeting cards with original feral characters

Hi, I'm Claire!
I live in the beautiful Henley-on-Thames with my wife and my hilarious cat, Elmo.
I hand carve and paint wooden animals with attitude and use them in my greeting card designs. Its such a fun way to create original cards that are a bit different to what you can get elsewhere. I love bright colours and silly puns, these cards really show my personality, I hope you like them.