Soft but Unacceptable

Polly Bramham Plus

“Soft things you probably shouldn’t own.”

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  • Crochet Emotional Support Willy – Handmade Funny Gift, Soft Novelty Toy

    Crochet Emotional Support W...

    Soft but Unacceptable

    £17.00

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  • Crochet Emotional Support Boob – Handmade Funny Gift, Choose Single or Pair

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    £17.00

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About Soft but Unacceptable

Soft but Unacceptable

I make Soft things you probably shouldn’t own.

I crochet from a one-bedroom flat in the UK, where I live with my husband and our chihuahua, Rayne. Neither of them crochet, despite my best efforts.
I make soft, handmade creations with a sense of humour, a bit of comfort, and occasionally questionable life choices.
Everything is made by hand by me—carefully stitched, slightly silly, and designed to make people smile, laugh, or question your gifting decisions (in a good way).