Crass Stitch Craft

 Crass Stitch Craft
Crass Stitch Craft

Crass Stitch Crafts

“I make sweary cards and gifts. Not for the faint-hearted!”

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    Printed card: Gin O'Clock

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    YOU ARE AMAZEBALLS MUG

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    YEAH WELL DONE

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  • My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard- cross-stitched picture

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    TW - T

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    You Are Amazeballs Card

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Buying from me

What do you f-cking want? Well, let me know and I'll stitch it for you!

I make sweary and snarky gifts and cards. I am happy to take commissions for cards, canvases, bunting, jewellery and whatever your mind desires.

You can follow me on Twitter @crass_stitch or if you'd like to receive my newsletter, please email kat.crass.stitch@gmail.com

Returns Policy

You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

Please note: Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken.

Returns are not available on any commissioned items.

Read the Folksy Returns Policy.