Meet the maker

Johnny welcomes you to the shop, if the shop was bricks and mortar there would be an old tarnished brass bell by the door, and a mat, so please, if the weather is foul, wipe your feet. Though one hopes the skies are always clear for you.

Johnny only accepts payment through PayPal, the shop is only a hobby for Johnny and he likes to keep it simple

While Johnny likes to keep everybody happy he does have a job in the real world(boo), he should be able to post things within fours days of purchase at the most. However Johnny has no influence over postal services, world events or the weather, so please be patient if ordering from great distances (Johnny lives near London, England). Costs from local taxes, customs, or any other regional charges are the responsibility of the buyer, Johnny wishes this was otherwise but its a complicated world.

Johnny likes to keep everybody happy and will comply with the distance selling regulations. All items are sold subject to the laws of England and Wales