So here's the dilemma:

You want to show off some knitted facial hair. You also want to drink a cup of tea / coffee / your chosen beverage. You're worried that the cup will mask the moustache and the coffee may clog it. Horror.

Here's the answer:

The Knitted Moustache Cup Cozy. Display your tash stress-free, while you enjoy that tasty hot drink. Joy.

This cozy is cream with a brown moustache and should fit most disposable cups. Do feel free to get in touch with custom orders.