Oldup Cards

Shona Mclean Plus

“Cheeky greeting cards for all occasions ”

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  • Start Lying Birthday Card

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  • Old as Fuck Birthday Card

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  • Condolences Birthday Card

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  • I Hope it's a Puppy Birthday Card

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  • Still Not Bored of You Birthday Card

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  • I Hate You the Least Card

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  • Happy Center of Attention Day

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  • I'm Glad You Were Born Birthday Card

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  • Sorry You Got Old

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  • Older than the Internet Birthday Card

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  • Attention Seeker Get Well Soon Card

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  • Boring Without You Get Well Soon Card

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  • At Least You're Not as Old as Next Year Birthday Card

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About Oldup Cards

Oldup Cards

I design cheeky, sarcastic and sometimes rude greeting cards.

I recently graduated from my BA Graphic Design and I find myself having to find one of these mythical jobs (well one that fits around the one I already have and love), so it's time to see if I can put my degree and sense of humour to some use.

I make a range of greetings cards that are something a bit different to what you would normally see in the shops, I don't ever intend to offend anyone they are just meant to be fun, I hope you thinks so too.

A little about me, I get my sense of humour from my dad and from being a barmaid far too long. I currently have two dogs the amazing Indiana Bones (Indi) who's a 3 year old Labpei and a foster dog Grace who is just the sweetest most gentle horse dog I have ever met, she looked a lot smaller in her pound photos. Hoping she's the first of many, it's lovely to see her getting happier, the same way Indi did when she got here.

That's it really. I hope you like my stuff :)