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Sturdy one and a half metre red Oak walking staff that has had THREE slobberings of linseed oil, the latest being a SATURDAY NIGHT. slobbering, those being the most generous of all.
You can probably smell it from there!
It has a ribbed handle section and a subtle wiggliness so you don't think I made it from a broom handle.
As if!
It will be fitted with a rubber ferrule as a safety precaution.
I don't want you falling off the what's the matter horn.
Ben Nevis?
Never met the man but he owes me a drink.
Stop reading this nonsense and give me your money.
Not all of it, just eighty pounds.
Look out your trudging boots.
The trail awaits you.
Designed by Jock Ferguson
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