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Funny 70th Birthday Card - Septuagenarian

Funny 70th Birthday Card - Septuagenarian
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This funny 70th birthday card is an affectionately cheeky way to send birthday wishes to your newly 'septuagenarian' loved one!

This fun yet educational design started life as a completely original idea of mine. I sketched out the design then hand-cut and stitched wool-blend felt and fabric parts to create the card's number 70 motif. These parts were then individually scanned and manipulated on screen to produce the printed design you see. The finished design is printed for you, using high quality inks on my pro-printer onto sturdy 350 gsm, white silk, FSC approved card-stock.

Folded card size: A5 (approximately 210 mm x 148 mm)

Each card is supplied with a smooth 120gsm white, environmentally-friendly peel and seal envelope, a bit larger than the folded card size.

I am a supporter of the Naked Cards initiative which aims to reduce the use of plastic packaging. Your 70 year-old's birthday card will therefore arrive cello-free, in a card-backed envelope marked, 'Please Do Not Bend'.


This 'Word of the Day' range came about after trying to think of something original but a little cheeky to write into a newly septuagenarian friend's card.

Shipping & delivery

This item will be posted to you by Presents Felt within 3 days of receiving payment.

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