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The Director
The Director clapped his hands three times and shouted, “Ok, everyone nine o’clock, settle down we have SO much to do today so let’s get started.”
The assistant broke in, “Actually, people we’ve only got half of scene three to do today, so nothing urgent.”
Then came the costume designer, “Everybody, first we have to fit the costumes for act two, I need to make sure we get all the stitching done before opening night.”
The caterer stuck his head out from backstage, “Listen up! Before we do anything, I need a show of hands; who’s still vegan today, you guys change every day.”
“Look, it’s been two weeks since we rehearsed the closing scene,” the lead actor announced, “I need to do it full-on today, or it’ll be a catastrophe on opening night.”
The Director clapped his hands three times and shouted, “twelve fifteen people, time for lunch, be ready to start at one thirty with scene two.”
“Actually second half of scene three everybody,” the assistant reminded…

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