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What The Duck Cards….’Alternative’ greetings cards with a hint of brutal humour.

What makes us unique?

- Creative graphics, designed by professionals
- Made in the UK from high quality materials using commercial quality printers
- First class service from our dedicated team
- A guaranteed smile from the recipient

We cannot guarantee smiles from recipients with a diagnosed humour bypass

The cards are made from white, matte linen card of an outstanding artisan quality, 18.5cm x 12cm in dimension. They are printed in full colour and include a printed brown craft envelope. The cards are supplied blank inside for your own message.

Posted first class via Royal Mail you can expect to wait 1-2 working days for delivery (UK Mainland), International delivery times on request. Please be aware; we make every effort to process and dispatch your order as quickly as possible however, we are at the mercy of our chosen courier. Royal Mail.

As a result of our efficient processing times, please ensure the shipping address on your payment account is correct. We are unable to change details once we have received payment, this includes your selection of greetings card.

Please feel free to get in touch with any questions or issues you may have and we will do our absolute best to assist.

Many thanks from all at ‘What The Duck Cards’


Well this one's pretty simple! We are a team of two UK based designers on a mission to deliver alternative greetings cards to the masses. Alternative?? I hear you ask...well they have hint of brutal humour about them! Life is short...we should laugh more!

Shipping & delivery

This item will be posted to you by What The Duck Cards within 3 days of receiving payment.

Shipping destination Cost Additional items
United Kingdom £0.99 £0.49

Italy, Greece, Cyprus, Germany, France, Spain, Finland, Belgium, Portugal, Poland, Ireland, Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands, Austria, Latvia, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Isle of Man, Jersey, Guernsey

£3.29 £0.99
USA and Canada £3.29 £0.99
Rest of the World £3.29 £0.99

Returns Policy

You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken.

Additional terms

For full terms and conditions please visit us:, these apply unless in direct conflict with Folksy policies where these will supersede.

Read the Folksy Returns Policy.