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Looking for a memorable housewarming gift for someone with a crude sense of humour? Then this 'Mortgage Wanker' keychain is perfect!
Each rectangular BlueHawkDesigns keychain measures 1/2 inch wide by 2 inches long, and is made from 14 gauge pure food safe aluminium which has been tumbled to a high shine. Aluminium causes less allergic reactions than sterling silver, and doesn't contain the harmful toxins that nickel silver does.
Aluminium is a soft, lightweight metal, and the stamping process sometimes adds slight 'scuff' marks to the reverse of the keychains. For this reason, I cannot stamp a large amount of personalisation on the reverse side - this is limited to a name or date, for example. Additionally, keychains may pick up some slight marks over time, which add to the charm and individuality of each handmade item.
All handstamped items are made to order and may look slightly different from the display picture! The letters are stamped one by one, and for this reason, they may not be perfectly aligned - which adds to the one of a kind nature of these keychains! :)
Rest assured though, BlueHawkDesigns prides itself on quality, and though each keychain may look slightly different, they all conform to a high standard of workmanship.
Shipping & delivery
This item will be posted to you by BlueHawkDesigns within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Italy, Greece, Cyprus, Germany, France, Spain, Finland, Belgium, Portugal, Poland, Ireland, Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands, Austria, Latvia, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Isle of Man
|USA and Canada||£3.80||£0.00|
|Rest of the World||£3.80||£0.00|
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Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken.