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The Fish Will Eat Us Keyring, Robert Rankin Keyring

The Fish Will Eat Us Keyring, Robert Rankin Keyring
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This is an amusing 'The fish will eat us' keyring. It is created by hand stamping onto high grade aluminium. A great gift for any Robert Rankin fan. Fish lovers will love this.

The aluminium is 3 cm (just over an inch) in diameter, and approx. 1 mm thick. The chain on the keyring is 2 cm long from the aluminium disk. The keyring is 1 inch (2.5 cm) in diameter.

The keyring will be presented in an organza gift bag. The order is sent by Royal Mail First Class.

'The fish will eat us' is Pooley's excuse for not escaping through the fish pens.

This quote come from the novel 'The Sprouts of Wrath'. The fourth book in the Brentford trilogy. The Olympics are coming to London, to Brentford. Evil is in charge of it, and the end of the world is near. Can Pooley and Omally save the day?

To find out more about Robert Rankin and his novels

These items are not designed or created by Robert Rankin. He has only given permission to me to use quotes from his novels.

NB Free delivery in the UK.


This line always amused me. Fish do not on first thought seem to like eating people.

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