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Funny Greeting Card - Hampton Courts : Lycra Shorts - Cyclist Rhyming Slang Card

Funny Greeting Card - Hampton Courts : Lycra Shorts - Cyclist Rhyming Slang Card
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One of our range of cycling cards inspired by rhyming slang.
Hampton Court… the scene of Mr Sir Bradley's Olympic Gold.

10.5 x 14.8 cm
printed on 350gsm sustainable card
with envelope & cellophane wrap

blank inside


I do like a bit of cockney rhyming Bowler Hat // Chat… and thought, there's a whole cycling rhyming slang waiting to be done.

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This item will be posted to you by Dog As Pony within 3 days of receiving payment.

Shipping destination Cost Additional items
United Kingdom £0.70 £0.00
Rest of the World £2.00 £0.70

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