{"url":"https://folksy.com/items/8667651-green-oak-walking-staff","title":"GREEN Oak Walking Staff","price":65.0,"currency_code":"GBP","provider_name":"Folksy","description":"These Oak staffs are GREEN!\nForest green.\nAnd they have had a double slobbering of linseed oil.\nI am a terrible slobberer.\nOld man stuff. \nI never get invited anywhere so I go walking alone in the woods, ranting and slobbering.\nTry it.\nThese are five feet high and they are affixed with a rubber ferrule, as am I\nThis enables you to sneak up on potential trouble-makers and the last thing they will ever smell is linseed oil, which they themselves will finally smell of.\nIt saves paying an embalmer.\nIf it is simply a walking aid that you crave, breathe deeply, stride out and take a jump to the left.\nUnless you are on the north west ridge.\nRespect.","brand":"Fergusart","product_id":8667651,"availability":"in stock","quantity":1,"product_expiration":"2026-11-07T18:39:49+00:00","images":["https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-601febca06b1fcf268ebc0b3df243b84-green-oak-walking-staff-fergusart/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-caf8f8536838d2ad44dc1299c20eeed7-green-oak-walking-staff-fergusart/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-745a11df6c0338e994d688a5233380cf-green-oak-walking-staff-fergusart/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-6a4378629e44c01679712e6362a25a4b-green-oak-walking-staff-fergusart/public"]}