{"url":"https://folksy.com/items/8568174-w-anchor-funny-rude-candle-with-nautical-theme","title":"W Anchor Funny Rude Candle with Nautical Theme","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","provider_name":"Folksy","description":"Handmade in Bournemouth, this funny nautical candle blends sarcasm with sustainability. Ideal as a rude candle for men, a quirky addition to nautical décor, or the ultimate funny boyfriend gift. With luxury soy wax, long burn time, and strong scent throw, the W Anchor candle proves you can be eco-conscious and offensive at the same time — beautifully so.\r\n\r\nFor the man who thinks he’s captain material but can barely navigate his laundry — meet the W Anchor  candle. Subtle enough to get past his mum, bold enough to make your mates howl, this cheeky nautical candle says exactly what you’re thinking (without you having to say it out loud).\r\n\r\nEach 150ml candle is hand-poured by me in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn that lasts up to 30 hours. The navy and pink design gives it a classic maritime look — stylish, rude, and guaranteed to cause a smirk. It’s the perfect rude gift for men, funny stocking filler, or Secret Santa triumph that’ll be talked about long after Christmas.\r\n\r\nChoose from my signature scents:\r\nVanilla – warm, sweet, and a little too good for him.\r\nFresh Linen – clean and crisp (unlike his chat).\r\nCitrus (Lemongrass \u0026 Ginger) – sharp and zesty.\r\nMarshmallow Fluff – sugary, soft, and full of irony.\r\nHerbal (Amber \u0026 Orange) – refined, relaxing, slightly judgy.\r\nWoody (Tobacco \u0026 Oak) – deep, smoky, and dangerously moreish.\r\nMystery Scent – could be anything, like his life plan.\r\n\r\n\r\n","brand":"Kloak Candles","product_id":8568174,"availability":"in stock","quantity":5,"product_expiration":"2026-06-13T21:47:27+00:00","images":["https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-bb4c6505-6092-48a8-ae44-68d3ae9b0813-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-279fb4e8-280c-4ec7-b087-3937aacaa139-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-33e9561d-a60e-4d4c-b074-78a9ba2a41b4-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-35ace015-965c-441e-9dcb-2aa1e4156b99-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-77163a5e-520a-418b-a9b5-2c1fb41cec6c-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-1a438b6e-89e0-4821-90e0-b9c79051fd96-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-7844c085-35b7-4cf9-9fe8-6f1035a0ef84-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-f71cb2e3-d860-4635-adeb-645fc5223422-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-58d5e6ad-ca5b-451b-8160-f55d4b8c2fea-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-9546cee2-ca5c-48a2-94b8-a93682d37580-Funny-Swear-Word-Candle-Hand-Poured-Soy-Wax-Nautical-Design-Kloak-Candles/public"]}