{"url":"https://folksy.com/items/8568050-eat-your-girl-out-candle-funny-soy-wax-candles","title":"Eat Your Girl Out Candle: Funny Soy Wax Candles","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","provider_name":"Folksy","description":"For the girls who say it how it is, take one for the team, and know a great candle when they see one - this one’s for you. Our Eat Your Girl Out or I Will candle is your daily reminder to demand enthusiasm and equality (in all departments). Equal parts funny, flirty, and genuinely fabulous, it’s the kind of cheeky soy candle that turns a bedside table into a conversation starter.\r\n\r\nHand-poured in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, every Kloak candle burns clean for up to 30 hours and smells as good as it looks. The amber glass jar keeps things stylish while the label says exactly what you’re thinking. Whether you’re buying it for your partner, your best mate, or your own smug satisfaction, it’s a hilarious gift that feels personal — and just the right amount of unhinged.\r\n\r\nEach candle is vegan, cruelty-free, and wrapped in fully recyclable packaging, dispatched within 1–2 working days with free 48-hour tracked UK delivery. Because sustainability and sarcasm can absolutely coexist.\r\n\r\nChoose your signature scent (or risk it with our Mystery Fragrance):\r\nVanilla – Sweet, warm, and full of main-character energy.\r\nFresh Linen – Clean, crisp, and deceptively innocent.\r\nMarshmallow Fluff – Sticky-sweet and impossible to resist.\r\nCitrus (Lemongrass \u0026 Ginger) – Zesty and bold, a true confidence booster.\r\nTobacco \u0026 Oak – Smoky, deep, and deliciously suggestive.\r\nOrange \u0026 Bergamot – Bright, flirty, and hard to forget.\r\n\r\nA funny, empowering candle gift for the girls’ girls.","brand":"Kloak Candles","product_id":8568050,"availability":"in stock","quantity":5,"product_expiration":"2026-06-13T21:47:27+00:00","images":["https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-fb8582ae-8cc6-4183-9859-6acfac2ca22b-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-8ad491a3-79fb-4660-bfa9-6365ffbfa8c8-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-ef9c8a07-eeee-40b8-9e1f-7df0d847d70d-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-4c22a198-cddd-42d4-919c-3818104f12b1-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-20d9e087-8af4-4ed8-b8be-4ad28b18437d-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-dc9cbf4c-7c49-46cb-8f96-92ef11251acb-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-8bf3e705-6d7f-4d79-ad6b-7bf436d722f6-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-68a2ca02-dc2a-438e-8544-6421d2322113-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-232f2c45-8f79-4edd-9c75-2ef8aec3f711-Eat-Your-Girl-Out-Candle-Funny-Soy-Wax-Candle-Quirky-Bedroom-Decor-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-18614470-47cb-412e-9846-3a1e69b10f27-eat-your-girl-out-candle-funny-soy-wax-candles-kloak-candles/public"]}