{"url":"https://folksy.com/items/8568029-hot-girls-poo-too-candle-funny-bathroom-candles","title":"Hot Girls Poo Too Candle: Funny Bathroom Candles","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","provider_name":"Folksy","description":"Let’s be honest - hot girls poo too. Whether you’re lighting this up post-takeaway or gifting it to your sassiest mate, this cheeky soy wax candle brings a dose of rude, real-girl energy to your bathroom. It’s the perfect funny candle for anyone who loves a laugh and knows that even queens deserve a relaxed bathroom moment.\r\n\r\nI hand-pour each candle in small batches in my Bournemouth kitchen, using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, long burn that lasts up to 30 hours. Every jar is made with care, cured for rich scent throw, and packaged in eco-friendly materials. Because even a rude candle deserves luxury quality and a conscience.\r\n\r\nEach 150ml amber glass jar is topped with an aluminium lid and fully recyclable, making it ideal as a quirky housewarming gift, a funny Secret Santa idea, or simply a treat for yourself. My candles are vegan-friendly, non-toxic, and burn beautifully — no smoke, no fuss, just gorgeous scent and a bit of bathroom banter.\r\n\r\nChoose from one of my six bestselling fragrances:\r\nVanilla – warm, sweet, and classic\r\nFresh Linen – clean and comforting\r\nCitrus – lemongrass \u0026 ginger, zesty and energising\r\nHerbal – orange \u0026 bergamot, fresh and calming\r\nMarshmallow Fluff – sugary, soft, and nostalgic\r\nWoody – tobacco \u0026 oak, rich and grounding\r\n\r\n\r\nA bold, funny gift for your best friend, your flatmate, or yourself — because the best bathroom accessories come with a sense of humour.","brand":"Kloak Candles","product_id":8568029,"availability":"in stock","quantity":5,"product_expiration":"2026-06-13T21:47:27+00:00","images":["https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-6757e11e-a6f9-47df-a7d9-694fedeeb0d1-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-8fdb9080-22b9-4e39-8f04-34bd743668e7-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-f6c35f48-0e4e-456e-9437-ded42059fc03-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-70e68096-b209-4181-bd61-9f40801ede1d-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-63858bca-6be7-49b7-b6ca-3d75b49359b0-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-69a1eabc-0205-45e3-a0ac-e22c09674f50-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-03f171c2-4cd3-4fed-be9f-77f3a7ae71e4-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-f1e614dc-66c7-4cc3-8eb7-2f14ec9c48be-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-e0628619-a3b2-4be8-9da8-421904ec1ce9-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-491b9f4e-fd21-49ce-bc08-1067eb1b23b8-Bathroom-Accessories-Funny-Scented-Candle-Hot-Girl-Poo-Rude-Gifts-for-Best-Friend-Poop-Candle-Birthday-Gift-Kloak-Candles/public"]}