{"url":"https://folksy.com/items/8568024-smells-like-cheap-wine-and-elf-bars-candle","title":"Smells Like Cheap Wine and Elf Bars Candle","price":14.0,"currency_code":"GBP","provider_name":"Folksy","description":"Cheap rosé, questionable decisions, and that faint cloud of vape that never really leaves the room… if that sounds familiar, this one’s for you.\r\n\r\nThe Smells Like Cheap Wine and Elf Bars candle is a tongue-in-cheek nod to messy weekends, group chats that should’ve stayed private, and mornings that require a strong coffee and a stronger sense of denial. It’s bold, a bit shameless, and surprisingly good at freshening up the aftermath.\r\n\r\nPerfect as a funny birthday gift, a Secret Santa surprise, or for that mate who says “don’t get me anything” but absolutely expects something. It gets a laugh, and then it actually smells incredible once it’s lit.\r\n\r\nEach candle is hand-poured by me in small batches in my Bournemouth kitchen using premium Nature Wax C3 soy wax. That means a clean, even burn for up to 30 hours and a proper strong scent throw that fills the room (and politely erases whatever chaos the night before left behind).\r\n\r\nThe good bits:\r\n150ml amber glass jar with aluminium lid\r\nUp to 30 hours burn time\r\nPremium soy wax blend (Nature Wax C3)\r\nStrong scent throw\r\nVegan \u0026 pet safe\r\nFully recyclable packaging (cardboard box, shredded paper \u0026 paper tape)\r\nHandmade in Bournemouth, UK\r\nDispatched within 1–2 working days\r\nFree 48-hour tracked Royal Mail delivery","brand":"Kloak Candles","product_id":8568024,"availability":"in stock","quantity":35,"product_expiration":"2026-06-13T22:09:30+00:00","images":["https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-6ad62962-4be6-4ce4-8c8e-851fdeb986b6-Smells-Like-Cheap-Wine-and-Elf-Bars-Candle-Funny-Gift-for-Him-Handmade-Soy-Wax-Candle-UK-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-da567755-e4eb-4f8a-a44f-7a887ab55ffa-Smells-Like-Cheap-Wine-and-Elf-Bars-Candle-Funny-Gift-for-Him-Handmade-Soy-Wax-Candle-UK-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-7c5d8f0f-0b70-4f23-bf25-4e01d155e47c-Smells-Like-Cheap-Wine-and-Elf-Bars-Candle-Funny-Gift-for-Him-Handmade-Soy-Wax-Candle-UK-Kloak-Candles/public","https://imagedelivery.net/0ObHXyjKhN5YJrtuYFSvjQ/i-3f3d8a09-3933-45b0-9c38-9c10beccde3a-Smells-Like-Cheap-Wine-and-Elf-Bars-Candle-Funny-Gift-for-Him-Handmade-Soy-Wax-Candle-UK-Kloak-Candles/public"]}