Joe and Kay
are onto something good
they are happy as 2 chickadees
and to all it's understood
that ol' Joe and Kay
are special kinda folk
she's a lovely lady
and he's a top notch bloke
give them as a gift
to bring much joy and laughter
they are cute and small and lovely
and they're happy ever after.

(Joe, at 3 1/2 inches towers over Kay, a tiny 2 1/2 inches... maybe you could find her a matchbox to stand on though)

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