I had this fake pear lying around for ages and my friend came out with this saying which I thought just had to be written on there as it is too funny not to be. I sewed the brooch back onto felt then glued it onto the back so it will be very secure I decided to do this instead of just gluing it on. Great to wear if you have the same silly sense of humour as I do. Or it would be good to give to someone who's life has went a bit wrong and bad. This might make a smile on their face.

The Brooch is plastic, It measures around 2.5inches high and two inches wide, so it is quite large!