Jamie Sulkie can't BELIEVE that there is nothing to eat in this house apart from stuff you have to actually MAKE.

He stands 3 and a bit inches tall and is made from polymer clay. If you would like me to put a sticky pad on the bottom of his shoes so he can stick somewhere, just ask : )

Jamie comes with a little sign stating his particular grievance. If you like Jamie, but want him for someone with a different gripe, I can do that too; I can even change his name for you (although he'll still know who he is and will secretly be appalled).