Orson the Octopus
Description
Orson was a happy little octypus pup, but at school he was often teased by the popular Mermaid girls because of his bright pink arse and he became very bitter.
After leaving school he thought mostly of taking over the world so that he could force everyone to laugh at the Mermaids stupid fish tails instead, but after a run in with a geriatric jellyfish with a penchant for cigars he decided to get some counselling.
Following a long year of counselling Orson put his school days behind him, and decided to follow a career in evil science. Every now and again though he takes some time out of his studies to create mischief and tries to steal the sand from beaches.
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MATERIALS
Orson is machine and hand stitched using 100% polyester anti-pill fleece (body), polyester felt (eyes) and button eyes.
Stuffed with super poly stuffing, which conforms with British Standards BS5852 (flammability), BS1425 (cleanliness), and BS3400 (dust content) and European standard EN71 (toy safety requirements).
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DIMENSIONS
Approx 34cm wide, 34cm standing tall and 24cm sitting.
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DELIVERY
Items are mailed Recorded Delivery in the UK, and by Airmail for international customers.
International customers are responsible for any import taxes and tariffs.
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CARE
Surface wash only
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Shipping & delivery
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £3.00 | £0.50 |
| Ireland | £3.00 | £0.50 |
| All other countries | £5.00 | £0.50 |



