One-Eyed Willie is a knitted monster, but he's not the kind to hide in your wardrobe.

His three favourite things are pizza, coke floats, and his girlfriend, Wilhelmina. Willie does not like vegetables, cleaning the bathroom, or washing behind his ears.

Willie has asked me to say that he would like a home with lots of noise and stuff going on. If you like to listen to loud music and stay up late, all the better.

Willie measures 18cm/7" from top to toe, and 15cm/5.5" across his middle. He is knitted in the round in King Cole Merino Blend DK yarn and stuffed with 100% polyester stuffing. Although both yarn and stuffing are machine washable at low temperatures, we recommend only a surface sponge.

One-Eyed Willie also comes with a 2.5cm/1" button name badge on his back, and a Naughty Little Monsters tag.

Although all seams are strongly sewn and safety eyes are used, we do not recommend giving Willie to a child.