Hello there dear customer!

Glad to see you’ve got some good taste and a good sense of humour. You’ve clicked through to see my ‘Naughty List’ Christmas card and I’m very pleased you did.

This is just one of my range of Christmas cards that I’m offering this year (there’s all kinds). They all feature an illustration originally hand-drawn by me, printed in black ink on white 100% recycled card stock.

The card is C6 (or A6 for normal people), comes packaged with a brown recycled envelope in a completely biodegradable clear plastic sleeve and is sealed with a biodegradable seal (not the sort that does tricks, just a sticky plastic circle basically). It's also blank inside so you can just go mad and write all kinds of things in there.

It can be yours today, and upon purchase it will be posted first class, in a recycled card-backed envelope at the very first opportunity I get.